that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.The Bible According to Kids Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.Church Bulletins This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.Courtroom Bloopers Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you peformed on dead people? A: All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.English Misuse in Signs In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday."Family Feud Q: Name something with a hole in it. A: Window.Foreign Brands Polio (detergent, Czechoslovakia)Instruction Labels On Boots children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery."Newspaper Headlines Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in KillingOn the Beat "In God we trust, all others are suspect."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.Things Kids Say (Regarding what do most people do on a date?) "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died which was baptised on a half sheet of paper.What the Doctors Wrote The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.Young Scientists A supersaturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold. |